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What a stupid guy (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 2 hours ago

I called the SWAT on them.😈

Update: The SWAT came to my home!😅

[-] Rookeh@startrek.website 4 points 1 hour ago

Nah, the SWAT would have to arrest themselves.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 5 hours ago

I find it pretty funny these days how often I see people getting paranoid about their IP address when back in the 90's/early 2000's it was common to show other people their own IP in chat rooms or on forums to scare them and it didn't work because most people understood it didn't matter.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 41 points 12 hours ago

Hey! That's my IP address whenever the script kiddies are boasting in chat. How did he get it?

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 58 points 13 hours ago

No place like 127.0.0.1

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 hours ago

No place like ~

[-] Decker108@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 hour ago

I lost my home to an accident. An rm -rf accident... :(

[-] jdeath@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

my best friend in high school (also a nerd) gave me a shirt that says that over 20 years ago! now my son wears it ha. thanks thinkgeek!

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago

No place like localhost?

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 3 points 6 hours ago

No place like home!

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 3 points 5 hours ago

Nonokace like /home

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

got a shirt of that

[-] SourceHuman@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago
[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I was really hoping it was dubbed.

[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 61 points 15 hours ago

That IP address is coming from inside the house!

[-] SourceHuman@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

When A Stranger Calls (1979)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkcGm-pWwsQ

Or slightly more recently:
When A Stranger Calls (2006)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf2jBo3_T3k

[-] teft@lemmy.world 180 points 18 hours ago

Hey! I once hacked that guy. Dude had left every port open.

[-] Ketram@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 13 hours ago

Hah! What an idiot.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee -5 points 11 hours ago

Your comment has 127 points. Would be funny if mine has 0, the comment below mine too, but than someone has 1 point.

Anyways. How are you doing today?

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 123 points 17 hours ago

I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 93 points 17 hours ago

Oh shit, he's good. He DDOS'd me right back.

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 37 points 17 hours ago

What kind of resources does this guy have? I don't think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

[-] Decker108@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

Did you try to hack a Gibson from your home?

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 95 points 17 hours ago

Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

[-] Githyanki@lemmings.world 9 points 10 hours ago

What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 14 points 15 hours ago

There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an "oh yeah I dare you" taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like "Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]" and right after that the challenger was like "I don't even have a K drive."

(RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)

[-] tyler@programming.dev 4 points 6 hours ago

Bash.org is gone!?! No!!!

[-] pixelblut@feddit.org 7 points 12 hours ago

Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don't even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff...

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Average hosts file (> 100k loc) in Windows. Or did they fix this?

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 122 points 18 hours ago

My IP is in this photo and I don't like it.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 60 points 17 hours ago

::1 gang rise up

[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 11 points 15 hours ago

I'm so glad someone posted this. I was going to lol

[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 6 points 15 hours ago

How come you know my IP !?

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 17 points 17 hours ago

Oh shit! So is mine!

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 70 points 18 hours ago

Security tip: Never post your home address on social media.

[-] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 61 points 18 hours ago

It could loopback to you...

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

tip: add this to your html for it to automatically follow browser settings for dark mode: <meta name="color-scheme" content="light dark">
another tip: in firefox, go to about:preferences > general > fonts > advanced > proportional > sans serif

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

The color-scheme meta tag is only fully supported on Safari.

https://caniuse.com/meta-theme-color

[-] PunchingWood@lemmy.world 33 points 17 hours ago

Reminds me of the meme of someone making a website with AI and then said to a bro his programming days were over.

And then proceeds to send the localhost address to the guy.

[-] rustyfemboy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 hours ago

It wasn't even a localhost address, it was a file:// URL if I remember correctly.

[-] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

Yeah, every time I hear something like that I giggle. AI might replace us one day, but it's no where near good enough yet.

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 17 hours ago

Wait, I remember that address… it’s the Tor SOCKS5 proxy address! He’s the darkweb guy!

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

That's probably a VNC/local server listener.

tor listens for socks on 9050 by default. tor uses 5400 as the default DNS port.

[-] pewpew@feddit.it 15 points 18 hours ago

But technically he's right

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 points 18 hours ago

tries to hack into it

"Oh no, someone is trying to hack into me too!"

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