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[-] noqturn@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

I like poking them with pins to hear the noise it makes

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Is pin a codeword for penis? If so, I'm also interested in the noises they make.

Im interested in the noises id make

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Well then. Bend over, you hot piece of unspecified gender

Gsnwtjgugvucieoeutirghnevt !!!!!!!!!!!

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

What's wrong, kitten?

[-] TheBurlapBandit@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago

Sometimes? Who sitting around with all these limp balloons???

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Well, my balloons wouldn't be into it, so limp they stay.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago

Wish I had balloons* to blow :c

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago
[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

Umm uh I um mmh I uh asljgl;sahg;afslfhasfghaksf 😳

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Don't be so flustered, we'll take turns. If you can give me something to blow, that is.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

Okay, but I'll need to do a few sit-ups first to feel good about my body.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If what you want is a good workout, I can put you through your paces

wink wink

No better way to feel good about your body

i wish this were true :((

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