Five men.
Six words.
Two mistakes.
This summer, they are:
Scared & Stupid (rated R)
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2024
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Looks like five mistakes to me. And two spelling errors.
Mistakes were made.
But this summer a champion will come...
And fix their errors - forever.
Scared & Stupid 2: Rise of l'Otter
Is that the flag of Puerto Rico?
Impressive, to be able to have a spelling and a grammar mistake in that sentence.
Don't forget the crimes against fashion.
Nothing is less threatening then a man in shorts.
Than* sorry :)
You’re not actually sorry.
Somebody's going to make a horror movie based just off of this comment.
Fun fact, this is like one of the only ways you can permanently lose mail delivery... although it's admittedly rare. I think the carrier has to start the complaint.
Another way is to live in Summit County CO, where the USPS just doesn’t have to deliver the mail for whatever reason
Unfortunately only a couple of neighborhoods are actually serviced, everyone else has to either get a box at the post office (limited availability) or pay $600/yr to get a box at the UPS store, as I do. Price to live in paradise I suppose.
The otters came slowly, then they came quickly and in great numbers. The one Australian on the human team fell to the ground in a fetal position and started having emu flashbacks.
How can you make those mistakes???
School bad, gun good
Aww, how proud they are, the little green shits. Bless their hearts.
Oh, LOOTERS! Took me a minute.
will be SHOOT...
Yeah. I'm starting to think the misspelling is not deliberate, but ironic - it's one thing to have guns and a written warning saying you will use them. It's another to loudly convey that you're this dumb and also have guns.
I at least knew what that part meant.
That's grammatically bad even in French or Franglish. It should be Les otters.
Or, singular, l'otter is not le afraid.
"Survivors will be shoot again".
Something tells me these guys are more bark than bite. Either that or they're really really good at shooting and they're going to shoot the next person they see on their property before figuring out why they're there.
Lotters? Is this some vernacular I'm unfamiliar with?
It says, in fact, LOπERS.
LOPIERS
WILL BE SH∞T ON SIGHT
They attempted to write "Loiters* will be shot* on sight".
Or “Looters” Or “Lawyers” Or “Losers” Or maybe it really is “L’Otters”. Those radical left rascals causing mayhem and dissection in the workers.
Wouldn’t it be loiterers?
Yes, but we don't know if that's what they wanted to write. But in that case, maybe they also wanted to write "shoot" and not "shot", so yeah, fair point.
And wouldn't it be shooted?
LotRers.
Fans of Lord of the Rings.
What's a loiter?
That's what they tried to write, but to be lexically correct it should be "loiterers".
It says "LO πers". So anyone who lowers pi to 3 for simplicity deserves to be shot.
My fiancee instantly saw it as π also lol
"human-river otter incident"
They are just wacky in khaki.
I'm now wondering if they have confused loitering (an ill defined concept, particularly to kill over) with looting