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Acorn rule (sh.itjust.works)

From The Onion Book of Known Knowledge.

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[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 35 points 4 days ago

This is why you should support your local squirrel population.

Little buddies have been waging a war against this for a long time for us. We need to give back.

[-] jim3692@discuss.online 23 points 4 days ago

Since it only has a receiver and not a transmitter, it's probably completely useless

[-] random72guy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

No, it just goes to its extraction point! ...somehow.

[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

When eaten by squirrels the mind control protocol is activated.

When it grows into a majestic oak the roots connect to the underground surveillance network

[-] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There's no way, without violating the laws of physics, can you fit any kind of 2.4Ghz modem into something as small as an acorn.

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 days ago

You can with a sub-wavelength antenna like a nintendo joycon has, it's less than 10mm in X and Y axes. It will just have terrible reception, like a nintendo joycon has.

Also it could be a higher frequency which would allow a smaller antenna.

[-] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Wait till you hear what ARM originally stood for

Tap for spoilerAcorn RISC Machine

[-] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Ironically, microcontrollers with wireless small enough to fit in an acorn are likely to be ESP32-based, which doesn't use an ARM CPU.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 12 points 4 days ago

This must be what that one cop was afraid of

[-] rwdf@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

I expected Saddam Hussein to hide inside.

[-] Johanno@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

Where is Saddam?

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

But they won't even disclose that ACORN stands for Asynchronous Connector for Optical Relay Network!? Sounds like they were bought out by Big Oak...

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 6 points 4 days ago

I fucking knew it.

[-] colin@lemmy.uninsane.org 3 points 4 days ago

first birds, now acorns? fvck, man...

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Powdered by Kickstarter!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/digistump/oak-by-digistump-wi-fi-for-all-things-arduino-comp

This is the real oak and acorn by digistump, the shittiest microcontroller.

this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2024
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