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NSA Orders Employees to Spy “With Dignity and Respect”::In a new directive, the head of the notoriously invasive NSA ordered employees to spy on the world with “with dignity and respect”

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[-] Pissnpink@feddit.uk 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This has the same energy as the beatings will continue until morale improves

[-] Fantomas@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  • spies gently
[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Fucking finally. I was getting really concerned of all the undignified and disrespectful spying around here.

[-] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Spies (respectfully).

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

lmao

I miss the 4th amendment... :(

[-] LeadSoldier@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

It died with "drug dogs." I am currently fighting the department of veterans affairs federal police because they bypass the 4th amendment with a drug dog. They found nothing because I don't do drugs, but the fake dog hits need to stop.

[-] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago
[-] LeadSoldier@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Good to know. I thought it would be a hopeless fight. I'm considering driving my car through boarder checkpoints multiple times to document that their "drug dogs" felt differently than the one at the Veterans Affairs that they use to harass veterans with cannabis because it's federal land.

[-] funchords@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago
[-] LeadSoldier@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Last month. Court will probably see these texts. Lol

[-] sebinspace@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

The fuck does that even mean?

“Crash the car without inflicting damage”

[-] yogurt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"Please cut back on the racial slurs."

[-] trachemys@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I guess they watched Red Sparrow and thought that was going too far.

[-] Rapidcreek@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

ITS one of those periodic reminders that management sends out about workplace rules. Big deal.

[-] xc2215x@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

How does one spy with respect exactly ?

[-] Bz2486@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Nottheonion

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago

How laughable

[-] HellAwaits@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

This is like telling a stealthy cat burglar to wear formal attire. Because nothing says 'covert operation' like a bow tie and a monocle.

[-] heartspoken@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

great idea. an email with that verbiage is a surefire way to straighten everyone up.

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

I respect your 4th amendment right to privacy, and choose not to browse the folder on your desktop called "Not Porn"...

... but that porn in your downloads is not for your eyes only if you know what I mean

🕵️‍♀️

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Oh fuck off

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