What. The fuck.
I did not expect to read "Blender" and "Model" in this context ever.
Try blender.org you use it to model. Literally, you can make models using a blender. You, know, a version of it.
So... like running a blender in reverse? 😁
My mind couldn't contemplate the title when I first read it. I thought this was some sort of AI art or deep fake "blender" program that he was selling nudes or vids of her that he had constructed.... the whole actual person being put into a blender just didn't even compute.
I was so confused at the title too. What does being "pureed" in blender animation software even mean?
Why do people suddenly call a mixer a blender? Isn't "blend" related to light? English makes no sense.
English makes no sense.
Too true!
Isn't "blend" related to light?
You can use blend for anything, especially if you're creating a mix of two original things. And you could mix light too (you have things like mix()
for colors in CSS).
In cooking, I would call something you use to mix dough a mixer, and something you use to make a smoothie a blender. I guess there are some subtle differences in "feel" but the words are almost interchangeable.
Good to know, thanks
What the actual fuck? No jail for this motherfucker, just throw him into a vulcano
Jesus fucking Christ.
I bet he used a Blendtec
This is human smoke. Don't breathe this.
smooth
Okay gallows humor here, fair warning.
Have you ever made a fucking smoothie? Do you know how hard it is to get that last little bit of ice to properly puree? Now imagine trying to blend fucking bone.
Um, so did they say what blender it was?
Is that your friend in the woodchipper there, heh?
They found her in a puréed state?
If this happens ever again, people are going to call the police on each other when they make smoothies for dinner. This is why the TSA will have a separate tray for blenders.
BZ Basel also said Thomas was arrested the day after Ms Joksimovic's body was found, and initially told investigators he had found her dead and dismembered her body in their laundry room in panic.
Let those who have not dismembered a family member in a panic with a jigsaw and garden shears before dissolving their pulped body in a bath of acid throw the first stone.
When you put it like that... Maybe we shouldn't be so quick to judge.
If only he got the mental health he needed.....
It was self defense, after all, and one can never be too safe.
When Vita-mixes are criminalized, only criminals will have Vita-mixes.
There's a documentary on Hulu I highly recommend called The Jinx, about multimillionaire serial killer Robert Durst. One of my favorite lines from him is "I did not kill my best friend, but I did dismember him".
His family owns like half of NYC. Someone I know used to work directly under them and can confirm the batshit runs down the whole family tree.
That’s an episode of “Will It Blend?” I didn’t think we’d ever get in real life.
A former model who was a finalist in the Miss Switzerland contest was allegedly murdered and “pureed” in a blender by her husband, officials in Switzerland are reported to have said.
That's, that's a brand new sentence.
This is the most psychopathic thing I have seen in quite some time. wtf
I dunno I thought nothing was gonna beat the Olympian that was hunted down and set on fire by her Ex just earlier this month but yeah this beat it.
This story is wild to read, how do you purée someone and still find a body and determine they were strangled?
From the bottom up, I imagine.
I mean, considering how some of them can struggle with ice cubes, you'd need one hell of a (consumer grade) blender to effectively get rid of a body
"the ruling from the court held Ms Joksimovic was strangled to death."
CSI Switzerland must be fucking wizards, man.
He might not have finished blending her corpse. I think they can also determine the cause of death from tissue samples sometimes.
Because what sane person, who upon walking into their home and finding a loved one unconscious (or even worse :dead:) doesn’t reach for their blender.
Amiright, guys??
What brand was this blender? I would like to know, not because I have any former models that need blending, but because that thing must've been a tank
Because that would sure eliminate the DNA evidence...
A murderer and a moron.
I have to go through the entire rest of the day having this in the back of my mind the whole time. GFD. 🫣
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