this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2024
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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

You’re a liar, Greg.

All I see are meta-bean memes, Greg

Show me the fucking beans, GREG

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You're 100% right, I'll do better

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Less talk. More beans.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I can’t beanlieve you’ve done this

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Let's goooooo we getting a bean reveal

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Let's call this incident "bean gate" and bring it up every chance we get for the coming week and than never speak of it again.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

dude I can't handle that kind of sexiness today

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I hope the sexiness can handle her chilis.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Bean meme is how you get to flick the bean

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You post bean memes for the ladies.

I post bean memes ferda boys.

We are not the same.

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

And I post bean memes because I love myself

checks history

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You never post beans for Ferda?
Shes one helluva lass, worth every bean. Well, about three beans max prob, but you gotta have some ferda boios.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But what kind of bar it is? They only serve hot sauces shots??

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A Norwegian one without doors. It's all kinds of chili in there.

[–] MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It might be extra funny because I saw this at the bar.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

You should've seen the way they were eyeing you.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

~~What's a cumgrabber?~~ Oh, nvm.

[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

She's got the face of someone that would make you make a mistake but you wouldn't even care.