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Tesla says it will launch Full Self Driving product in Europe and China early next year (www.cnbc.com)

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[-] vegeta@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago

[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is obviously a joke, but if a business had this poster, it would actually be binding, or at least it would in EU.
So unless there are actual free beers tomorrow, it's false and illegal advertising.

[-] Gnomie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve seen “free beer was yesterday” signs a few times.

[-] Grippler@feddit.dk 6 points 2 weeks ago

Come by with receipts and claim a full refund then

[-] superkret@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

This sign hangs in lots of pubs in Europe.

[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

OK, it must be accepted as an obvious a joke then.
But if it was considered the least bit ambiguous it would be illegal.

[-] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

My local sports bar has a sign that says “free beer tomorrow, false advertising today”

[-] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes the "Full Self Driving" brand of limited autopilot requiring constant human supervision.

[-] Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

My Subaru EV has this. They just call it enhanced cruise control. I mean, that's what it is. It also monitors for driver inattentiveness.

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago

Add it to the list...

https://elonmusk.today/

[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Cross Country Summon
3,165 days since Elon Musk claimed summon would be able to autonomously drive a Tesla across country to pick up its owner in about two years. (1/6/2016)

IDK, maybe he meant it would take 2 years for the Tesla to drive across country when summoned, once the summon function was completed?
It's a tad slow IMO, but for some reason people thought it was amazing.😋

[-] rolling_resistance@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I'm so fucking tired of reading musk nonsense...

[-] Badeendje@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

On Twitter this should be community noted.

[-] n3cr0@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

My old Car is capable of this fully self driving, too. Just put a brick on the accelerator, release the clutch and run!

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Can't wait to be killed by a rogue Tesla driving at american level in germany, gonna be so much fun.

[-] garretble@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Infrastructure Week will be next week, I promise.

this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2024

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