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[-] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 weeks ago

Oops! I didn’t test my hand-written assembly code before hooking it up to a radiation gun, hopefully it isn’t possible to have my power variables underflow and cook a man

[-] verdare@beehaw.org 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Also, we removed all of the hardware safeties that would prevent this from happening and entrusted it all to software.

Wow. You must have very stringent software engineering practices, with multiple levels of checks and test proce—

What? No, we just had one guy write all of the system’s code. It’s probably fine, right?

[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 29 points 2 weeks ago

Me when I test my unreadable spaghetti code in prod rule

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 weeks ago
[-] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 weeks ago

ow oof my bones and skin and organs

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Help! My flesh has fallen off, and I can't pick it up!

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

Quick, call 0118 999 881 999 119 7253!

[-] prex@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

That spacing is hurting me.

I prefer 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

[-] iamdisappoint@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Well There's Your Problem did an absolutely horrifying episode about it. I recommend it.

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago
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