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[–] superkret@feddit.org 125 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It says "Smoking is good for the British".

[–] innermeerkat@jlai.lu 12 points 3 months ago

One of us, one of us

[–] cmder@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago

It says la cigarette cause le cancer.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago (2 children)

THAT'S A BIG ASS CIGARETTE

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Where do I buy ass cigarettes

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

How can you tell without perspective?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

> le me

> smoking le cigarette like a boss

> gets le cancer

that-escalated-quickly.gif

[–] Laser@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago
[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Literally translates to "the cigarette gets you pregnant October"

[–] downpunxx@fedia.io 18 points 3 months ago

"chapeau means hat, oeuf means egg, those french have a different word for everything" ~ steve martin

[–] Lokisan@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It says cigarette speaks cancer

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Your bad translation is unfortunately the best one of every horrible translations in here.

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"Cause" doesn't only mean speaks, it can also mean causes. Cigarette causes cancer

[–] Lokisan@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah merci pour l'info. J'ai tendance à oublier que le français est ma langue maternelle

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tu attendais vraiment de moi que je le devine ? Tu n'es même pas sur une instance française

[–] Lokisan@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

je pensais pas à mal. Bon ma réponse était un peu sarcastique je te l'accorde.

[–] snoopy@peculiar.florist 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

@Lokisan Not sure if it was a joke but why would a cigarette talks ? 😅
@Gork

[–] Lokisan@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yes it was a joke. "Cause" means the same as in English but also the verb that is kind of an old slang for "speak".

[–] snoopy@peculiar.florist 1 points 3 months ago

@Lokisan nice one, i wasn't sure you were french :)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I took four years of French. I remember that "La" is feminine and "Le" is masculine. So a rough translation would be:

"The feminine something something the masculine something."

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Cigarettes are for women, cancer is for men

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Le grille? What the hell is that.

[–] wolfeh@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I was waiting for this comment. 😁

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It says it will change your star sign bro.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Give me tarot prognosis bro

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Your tarot card for the day is The Sass.

Your prognosis is to keep shit posting.

[–] kjaeselrek@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

Aw man, I hate working in the front end :(

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 3 months ago

English side ruined... Must use French instructions... "Le grille?!" What the hell is that?!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

Wdym? It clearly says А ну чики-брики и в дамки!

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

It says "I don't really speak french but I'll write something good enough".

Seriously, it sounds really weird.

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Cancer is le bad.

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] dan@upvote.au 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

then have a nap
Then fire ze missiles!

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

tips le fedora