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Please ignore the blue skibidibird logo. I am just reposting a very old comic.

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[–] onichama@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That bird could make for a neat logo

[–] notst@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It looks like it could tweet some short messages from the rooftops. Maybe some kind of message app?

We could call it birdnet

[–] Glowstick@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's why I purell the seat first. I also put a layer of tp on the water to prevent poseidon's kiss.

[–] notst@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The real life pro tip is always in the comments!

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

If I absolutely have to go I hover. Do the deed and get out. I don't know if I ever touched a public toilet before. Use the foot to hit the handle to flush if there is no sensor.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

In the office they have a spray attached to the wall of each stall, you can use some toilet paper to clean the toilet seat with some spray. That's great. It's the only reason I still go there.

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This confirms what I know would happen if I use a public toilet.

[–] notst@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hover or death!