The cookie exploded. Cookies should be soft enough to fall apart or squish when roughly handled, not so hard that they explode. The cookie grabber did nothing wrong.

[–] norimee@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There is a place for soft, chewy cookies and a place for crispy, crunchy cookies in this world.

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

No, let the peasants rabble over small things. It could be quite entertaining!

[–] li10@feddit.uk 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Never before has a cookie been the catalyst for such untethered wrath.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

what about the grandmapocalypse

[–] norimee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Crunchy keybord

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 2 months ago

Combining Cookie Clicker with Candy Crush and coming up with Cookie Crusher.

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 7 points 2 months ago

Poor mum, she cleans all this shit.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Uhh, is that a falangist tattoo?

Although I think the OG falangist symbol had a yoke as well, and more arrows too.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Definitely not. The 3 arrows are a really common tattoo (in north America at least), and can symbolize anything from the forward direction of time to family and friendship.

It's a tattoo that's so common that pretty much everyone who gets one ascribes their own meaning to it.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Ah OK, that makes sense. I've never seen it myself but I'm from YUROP

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of the ancient card crusher meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/card-crusher