God pinky promised not to rape anybody anymore though
this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2024
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"Umm, Mary wasn't a woman. She was immaculately conceived and was meant to be the perfect vessel for the Christ to be born through"
Well done. Even many Christians think the Immaculate Conception was of Jesus. It was Mary, who was supposedly conceived without original sin, who was immaculate.
That still fits with the op text though, it didn't specify.
Wait. Real shit? So Jesus was a fuck baby but Mary wasn't? Can you point out a passage so I can read through it and point it out in future convos.
Not defined in passages but delineated in the dogma of the Catholic Church in 1854, tho was debated as early as the medieval period. Supported with excerpts of the Bible to help bolster the claim that Jesus was "special."
Pope Pius IX.
Damn they retconned the bible? Just drop The Bible 2 SMH my head
No jesus was not a fuck baby, Mary probably was. Immaculate conception is not the same as virgin conception. Immaculate means God did not curse her for the sins of Adam and Eve (which God had previously done with everyone else), which is usually called "original sin"
Ah gotcha, damn, god sounds like a dick.
Well that would be because he quite literally is. Check out the story of Job.
so does anyone know the story of Mary's mother? I kinda wonder what her dad had to say...
No dad, just two moms.
"The girl is three shekels. The goat is five."
Assuming he didn't die at the ripe old age of 30.
Pretty sure she did have sex but i guess back in those days it was more comfortable to believe her story
They need some milk