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[-] aport@programming.dev 24 points 1 month ago

Eating uncooked or undercooked kidney beans, as few as four, can make you really fucking sick. Like shitting your guts out for hours sick.

Cook ur beans everybody

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I did not know this. Thanks for the life tip!

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

You saved my day

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 month ago

The only dry bean I know is safe to eat are peanuts.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 month ago

They are legumes, yes.

But then they lose their crunch.

[-] solrize@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Well yeah, the idea is to cook them first, so I still don't understand the meme. I saw the pic and thought of soup mix. Yum! 30 minutes in a pressure cooker will do them nicely.

[-] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

It happened to me recently where I ate like 15 red kidney beans before reading it was toxic (I really liked the taste) and my stomach definetly felt tight but no vomitting and just a slight nausea. Wouldnt do it again

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago
[-] Lag@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Glorious, wasn't it?

Beats all the JD trump spam, at least

[-] Zier@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago

Peas tell me what the joke is. I have bean very confused.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Get used to it fella. We have a seasonal madness that previously included beans, poop posts (not quite the knife kind), and AI jeans images.

Not sure where we'll head next, but I'm looking forward to it

[-] WhyDoYouPersist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] BlackJerseyGiant@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 month ago

This is, at best, half baked, and it's left me raw.

[-] solrize@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Um, looks tasty but am I missing something?

[-] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

You can plant all of those.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

I've thought about doing that with a mixed bean bag. Its called chaos gardening.

[-] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I love beans

[-] fraksken@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago

Funny beans

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I used to have this exact uncooked bean mix as materials to play with in my toy bin. I used to put it in trucks

this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2024
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