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Questions are quite rude (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/humor@lemmy.world

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[+] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

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[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So, I actually had something like that happen once. In college, I had a terrible roommate that would always stumble back to our dorm drunk and never lock the door. Well, one Saturday I woke up to a guy in a bathrobe and a cup of coffee staring at me. He said "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to wake you. Sometimes I like to come in and watch you sleep, it's so peaceful."

This is perhaps the weirdest thing that guy has done as far as I know, other than when I ran into him at Meijer late at night one time. He had a big stack of CDs in his arms, and he just said "you can never have enough bagpipe music!"

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I realize that the dude was probably just regular deeply weird, and you just encountered it briefly.

But a part of me wants to believe in a world where that guy still tells this exact story, as the only two weird things they ever did, and you just happened to be there for both.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

That would be hilarious. I just only catch him in the strangest, most embarrassing predicaments of his life. He could just be a perfectly normal guy, but maybe I'll run into him again in five years when he's on the side of the road for some necessary reason in a donkey costume covered in ketchup and lube and he's just like "It's not what it looks like, I swear!!"

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

People who would do that sort of thing, never look like that.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

In my experience they tend to have four legs, fur, and claws. And they purr.

[–] Alawami@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

John godward painting? I see you are a man of culture as well

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Funny how the meme would be considered much creepier if it has been a man

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh it's still plenty creepy.

Notice the dead animal she's sitting on, and the notoriously poisonous oleanders behind her. Not to mention the blue sandals.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

Facebook level "humor"

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Its only fair