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[–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 101 points 3 months ago (3 children)

“…..no I’d still rather not”

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's okay the 'vid may just make that decision for him

[–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe! Is this like his third time getting it? I think?

I’ve had it three times too

[–] Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I have had it three times three!

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I've had it three times zero!

I... I haven't had it yet.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 9 points 3 months ago

You might have and didn't know it! My only symptoms were being more irritable than usual and a little tired but I'm always anxious about giving it to other people that whenever I feel off I take a test. If it weren't for that I would have never known I had it.

[–] Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Good try and keep it that way, it is not nice. I have underlying health conditions but first time I got it experimental tablets were sent to me by my gp via a fucking taxi lmao

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Me either, as far as I know. I keep expecting my luck to run out.

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Idk if I am doing a peter explains the joke but fortuneately not, I'm playing off "I had it three times too/two!"

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

You read my mind!

[–] needanke@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

How the turn tables

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 66 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I wwish all minorities in the united states of America a very pleasant holy shit start planning your escape from the country right now

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I keep watching the News, and I keep thinking: "How much more of this before we qualify for refugee status?"

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago

Well

YES

But at the same time, good god does it look like y'all are just boned. After that shot, it's pretty much guaranteed that the wig-man will sweep the election -- And since I have very little faith in some magical revolution happening, I just hope the good people in the US can get out before the fascists actually start fucking shit up.

[–] sapphiria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 3 months ago (2 children)

🤔 Definitely sus. Maybe the thought process was that it would seem weak or disgraceful to step down after the debate, so they wanted a more natural way of having him exit.

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'd honestly be surprised if he did drop out without first getting some serious complications from Covid

Edit: I am surprised he did drop out without first getting some serious complications from Covid

[–] tyler@programming.dev 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He was sick during the debate. I guarantee he had it then.

[–] 50MYT@aussie.zone 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Biden used "Coughing on Donny ".

It wasn't very effective

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Turnabout is fair play. Remember when trump coughed on him in the 2020 debates?

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 2 points 3 months ago

I remember him coughing on those secret service members.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It is the orange lead paint, it is toxic for everyone including bacteria

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Covid isn't a bacteria tho

[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 33 points 3 months ago

Inb4 republicunts hope and pray for it to take out Joe while hand wringing about some intolerant firefighter who got domed by another bullied outcast of their own party

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

They're going to pump him full of paxlovid alongside his regular 2 liter IV dose of vyvanse and memantine

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 8 points 3 months ago

is bro gonna be okay /gen

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Dart Brandon: loud breathing Use the force, Jack. There's no pride in fighting a jedy shot by a stormtrooper.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I suspect Biden will be fine in two weeks. I trust Biden has actual doctors on his staff as opposed to Ronny Jackson, the candyman. Also Biden will know not to make public statements while (to quote Stephen Colbert) Jacked to the Nards on medication as Trump did with his bout with COVID19 while in office.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago
[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 4 points 3 months ago

Just invert the ticket, geez.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

it's joever