Finding a skeleton under your patio is scary. Now imagine finding the rest of the human without the skeleton.
this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2023
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BEAT THE MEAT
Gods I love this story
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You son of a b#@^% you beat me to it
This is what Arby's has been trying to tell us the whole time. We, all of us, have "The Meats". Woe be upon us.
The human body is a not-scary amalgamation of a trinity of horrors: the bones, the meat, and the skin. Take away any one or two, and you're left with nightmares.
They're Made Out of Meat' by Terry Bisson.
https://users.manchester.edu/Facstaff/SSNaragon/Online/texts/201/-Essays/Bisson,%20MadeOfMeat.pdf
Short read, and well worth the time.
This was fantastic!
I see several other versions in the thread. Emjoy!
Arby's new slogan.
But what about spooky scary skeletons?
Eat the meat. We never stop to think about the millions of yummy free meals we encounter all the time.😜
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*pulsing meat attack
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The meat is built up by the liquid made in the bones.
What do you mean?
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Makes the Arby's slogan sound somewhat sinister..
WE HAVE THE MEATS
Actually is dairy what is scary (for real)
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Good bot
Marrow isn't really meat. Its more like complex fat.