Alex jones has a thing where he believes god tells him what time it is going to be before he sees the clock(waking him up in the middle of the night and telling him to check the microwave or whatever) and that proves he gets visions from god
this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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Yknow my brain sometimes alerts me to a coming alarm the minute before it goes off too but I don’t get some hardon for God about it. What a fuckface. (Also the Sandy hook thing… Same guy right?)
yup same guy and also more of an absolute mess than many people realize https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsqZZiWDHAQ
I always see 12:34
We use 24h (instead of 12h AM/PM) and I often see 13:37
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The timing of my phone coming off charge in the morning, going to work, then heading home, it's often at 69%. Almost always within a couple % above or below.
I know when this stops happening and I'm seeing 50s, probably means my battery's getting near end of life.
Me too, usually because I'm on lunch and late getting back to work
I always see 11:34
it is nice that on an analog clock it seems nothing special with those numbers, and there are none analog clock - strange numbers or there is ? 6:30 for example?
10:10 is almost always what analog clocks are set to in shop displays and backgrounds of shows and things like that. If you start looking for it you’ll notice it everywhere. They use 10:10 because it’s aesthetically pleasing.
Thelemite here. Glad to see us referenced somewhere…anywhere…
You may enjoy this for 5 more minutes, then you have sex magick to get back to.
Magic is stored in the butt
In the butt you say?
93!
13:37
Me IRL, I love when the clock shows a "special number"
hmm Magick
3:15 is the one. The spooky one.
Anyone else always trying to divide the clock number by 3?