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toilet humour (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by eighty@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] variants_of_concern@lemmy.one 1 points 9 months ago

Plus if you drop anything in the bathroom and the lid is up it's ending up in the toilet, learned that one morning when I was about to brush my teeth, that's when I became a dedicated kid closer

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

dedicated kid closer

"Listen, I just know you're going to love this play set; and what a deal you're getting on it, too!"

[-] lambda@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

I always flush with the lid down. Keeps less in the air.

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 1 points 9 months ago

Flushing after closing the lid is actually hygienic.

[-] Raine_Wolf@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

closes lid

Sits down

Shits on lid

Flushes

[-] bratosch@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Taking 'Upper decker' to the next level

[-] cor315@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

But then how am I supposed to look at my poop swirling down the drain?

[-] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 0 points 9 months ago

Mythbusters found it makes no difference in the spread of fecal matter. Toilet lids aren't perfect seals.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

Quit ya bitching and roll the math.

Some stand to pee. Some sit to pee. everyone sits to shit. In a mixed gender household the seat gets most use down.

[-] OmenAtom@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

Not at all what the meme is talking about

[-] BugFinder@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

The meme is making it look like seat down is presumptuous, which it is not. It has the least effort vs hygiene trade-off, since sitting to pee is much more hygienic.

[-] OmenAtom@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

The point the meme is making is that the lid should be closed. It equally derides both seat up and seat down

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