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[–] unreachable@lemmy.my.id 21 points 1 year ago

between one and zero

[+] TheSparrowPrince@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

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[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Fuuuckkkk this is too much again, time to break my existence down into minuscule pieces of consciousness. I'm out dawg (as for now i am a dog)."

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

git merge feature/Australia
97 conflicts
git commit -am 'Whatever, I'm tired.'
git push -f

[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago

I AM A GOD | DOG AM A I

[–] dog@suppo.fi 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have two states.

0 equals "I have no idea what I'm doing". 1 equals "I have no idea why this works".

Binary ops withstanding.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I do my bool operations like !=

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where’s the second one?

[–] supercriticalcheese@feddit.it 2 points 1 year ago

I have no idea

[–] FlickOfTheBean@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can confirm, god is just dog backwards.

[–] Bruisedback@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

god.split("").reverse().join("")

Dogdammit they're right!

[–] simonced@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

I am the one on the right at the moment...

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I am only one of these. I need a drink. The old water into wine glass trick should work

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The amount of overscopes I have because something that was suppose to be simple ended up taking too long is too damn high!

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Hah. My default state is "I know this is shite and I have a million ideas how to do this better, but it is the best I can do in the time that I have to complete this."

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

This also works with other fields. I'm pretty sure I'll have these confidence swings my whole life regardless how good I get at anything.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 2 points 1 year ago

Why not both? God who doesn't know what he's doing

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I already said these two phrases today.

[–] vicfic@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 1 year ago

Superposition for me!

[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Programmers are binary.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

there are 10 types of programmers

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

... and those who were expecting a ternary joke

[–] kspatlas@artemis.camp 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know a few non binary programmers though

[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Embedded programmers. They use ternary.

[–] curiousmonkey@lemdro.id 1 points 1 year ago

schrodinger developer