Marriage is like.. (i.ibb.co)

submitted 4 months ago by EfreetSK@lemmy.world to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[-] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

LinkedIn is such garbage

[-] big_slap@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

this has GOT to be a joke, I am cracking tf up 🤣

[-] Doombot1@lemmy.one 2 points 4 months ago

But we need to know what it taught him about B2B sales!

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

When the other business says no, don’t give up. Take your ring and find literally anyone else on the beach so you recoup something for your investment.

Probably.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

You ever play Subnautica? You know how some characters are given to using business lingo in their personal lives? The business lesbian in that one audio log in the first game and the doucheboss in the second? Apparently that shit's real.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

My friend has been trying to get me to play Subnautica for years.

Dumbass never told me there was a business lesbian in the game!

Not really joking...

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

That woman is completely done with this photo shoot.

[-] herescunty@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/bryanshankman_sales-b2bsales-salestips-activity-7191124158020255745-scH0

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I liked this one

this post was submitted on 09 May 2024

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