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Giant Custom Rules (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 3 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 80 points 3 months ago

I'm stealing that for my colleagues' parcels at work

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 26 points 3 months ago

Why would uou steal giant dildos?

[-] rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 months ago

custom ones especially... They not fit for ya ass

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 5 points 3 months ago

Custom: kitchen and bedroom attachments

[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago

Why wouldn't I!

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 4 points 3 months ago

Because it's used? (unless thats your thing....and if it is....we'll....there you go)

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

That's a rock solid way to endanger your financial livelihood. I'd take a hard pass on that idea, my human.

[-] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

How giant? Asking for myself.

[-] TTimo@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

Can't believe that domain isn't registered..

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Custom eh? Tell me more 😏

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

👀

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago

Give me that indiscreet shipping. Or better yet, send my next giant dong just wrapped in thick paper.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

A beeping, clear plexiglass container it is!

[-] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I did something similar when my friend moved to another continent. I shipped her a care package (with some stuff she had left behind,) and every single side of the box had some sort of “there’s definitely no SEX TOYS inside of this box” label on it.

When I took it to the post office, the worker laughed and even made sure to avoid covering any of them with the shipping label.

[-] agegamon@beehaw.org 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hmmm, for some reason the first thing I thought of was "www.customgiantdildos would sound better than www.giantcustomdildos because of how the words flow."