"well if you don't like tyranny.com then the free market will have no choice but to provide you with a depotism.com; then the two companies will be forced to try and provide you with the best service possible"

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 months ago

*You must agree to the user licence and subscription fee. It is of course non mandatory but not agreeing results in lack of access to the application necessities.bat and eventual termination of the process life.exe. Enjoy!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago

Not only that, but they will provide it in 120 different colours (same product/service tho)!

Not to mention they will have a rainbow logo during pride month.

Oh, and you can invest in both of their stocks & demand them to boost their profits & pay you more dividends.

What? No, ofc that wouldn't cause inflation, there is no relation between the two, absolutely none whatsoever. Its just how the invisible hand of the market works (reacharound included only for the few).

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

tyranny.gov is just a proxy for tyranny.com

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 months ago

I like an idiot tried tge address then got the joke

[–] MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I misread this as if it lacked the y and was slightly confused for a second

[–] triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 5 months ago

then I spent a minute like "what does 'tyrann' mean, is this a warhammer thing?"