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[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Just make sure you gear up before you go to HR. They are there to protect the company, not the employee, and you wouldn't believe the size of the axe they use to do this.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Rape you in the ass (it was a dark soul boss)

[-] ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

Me drinking from my estus flask (whiskey bottle) when I'm in a bossfight (investor meeting) and rolling away butt naked (i made a light parry build)

[-] prole@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Lol every time.

Then you try to pause it before realizing you can't and now you're definitely fucking dead. Have fun trying to remember how you got there.

[-] PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Seath the Scaleless caused me actual trauma.

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Dark Souls 4 dropped it seems?

[-] PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I’m not sure where I read dark souls 4. It’s very late here in the US…

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Psssshhhhhh, it's only 5am. We're not even drunk yet!

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

We'll just have to pretend until it's released. Bloodborne 2 is right around the corner too :]

[-] prole@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Am I the only one rabid for a sequel to Sekiro?

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Pleeeaaaaase

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Didn't realize they put Bill Cosby in that game....

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Me after facing off with Iudex Gundyr: That's most pleasant meeting I've ever had with a boss.

[-] Tronn4@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

And then he tried to finger me

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

You're fired.

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 3 months ago

Assigned you as this year’s office skimpy cosplay?

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