this post was submitted on 30 May 2024
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[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I feel like an idiot. I read "bear" and tilted my phone and squinted and all that. Time to go sleep.

[–] Sc00ter@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Flughoernchen@feddit.de 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 2 points 5 months ago

There are dozens of us

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

Sounds like you need a beer

[–] bratorange@feddit.de 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A lot of woman would prefer to be alone with a beer than with a man.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

Well now I'm curious about what kind of willfully ignorant statistical comparisons we could make between the dangers of alcohol vs men...

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 0 points 5 months ago

In my experience, most women tend to prefer wine

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 months ago

I see my parents fighting over my dad's drinking habit. Does that count?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Cheers to that!

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 7 points 5 months ago

I see a gorilla and a marmot ready to throwdown.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this the landmark from breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom?

[–] quicksand@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Dueling peaks!

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

No thats clearly a pair of tits

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

A face of a pig

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Two bears high fiving!