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[-] Nougat@fedia.io 43 points 4 months ago

I knew all that time spent playing World of Tanks would pay off some day.

[-] jaykay@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 months ago

Too bad most of those are prototypes, unless these count as well

[-] maculata@aussie.zone 37 points 4 months ago

Septic tank. Fish tank. Stocks tanking. Tanks for the memories…

[-] dubbel@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 4 months ago

Tank you for träwelling viz Deutsche Bahn...

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

There is no more tank friendly bahn in Deutschland than the autobahn!

[-] jaykay@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

What about tank tank and tank top

[-] maculata@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

Good, good.

[-] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

T-1,T-2,T-3,...,T-97,T-98,T-99. Some will hit

[-] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago
[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

An M1 is picked at random. Luckily, since helmets, bayonets, and small arms are only rarely wheeled, you're probably in the clear.

[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"Your chances of being assigned an M1 helmet with wheels are low but not zero."

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 4 months ago

M1, Tiger, t-82,...wait, I think that might be a calculator.

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

I am fairly sure a tiger is a big cat.

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 4 months ago

The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is that Tiggers are wonderful tanks.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago

Though they're poor against small arms fire

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

A big cat is just a very advanced calculator

[-] Tryptaminev@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago

Water, Oil, Gas, Liquid Nitrogen

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 16 points 4 months ago

no maple syrup or whiskey tanks? Mods, obliterate this user

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 14 points 4 months ago

Would a Monowheel be considered a "wheeled vehicle" since it's not a vehicle with wheels, but rather a wheel that is a vehicle?

A vehicled wheel, if you will.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 14 points 4 months ago

A Toyota Hilux that's up on cinder blocks because the wheels have all been removed.

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago
  • George
  • Bob
  • Geofry
  • Gertrude
  • Agetha
  • Agness
  • Nelly

...what do you mean, that's not what you mean? It's what you said!

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 8 points 4 months ago
[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Unit is not wheeled, you pass

[-] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago

I totally thought it was gonna be Greg Abbott but with tank treads instead of a wheelchair

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

Please bring this beautiful thought to life

[-] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 4 months ago

I should have just used AI lol

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

No, I love it

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago
[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

The governor so based, he's making surrounding states more based by osmosis.

[-] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 5 points 4 months ago

Tanktop & Tankbottom

[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

...tracks still have wheels within...

  • Veritech Hovertank
  • Covenant Wraith
  • Stellar 7 Raven
  • Hoppity-Hop Howitzer
[-] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago
[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Hurray for the rural tank.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Real tankies can only name Soviet and Chinese tanks.

[-] sickhack@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago
[-] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

M10 GMC. Oooh, no Ersatz M10, just for fun.

bob Semple tank murdering stalin

edit: this isn't midjourney

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Swamp tank! Plants love it. First, you catch you a hunerd gallons of rain water....

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

But tracks wrap around gear wheels, so...

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago
this post was submitted on 22 May 2024
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