Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 6 months ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't have thyme for this.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Celery responded "If you don't like it just leaf."

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 6 months ago

"It's all in your head!"

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 points 6 months ago

Leaf me alone!

[–] Dogs_cant_look_up@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

'Fine' said the Celery, 'let's end this here and now' as he drew his Scimitar.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

*lettuce end this here