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submitted 1 year ago by glowie@infosec.pub to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] RTMike@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah but at least now you know your shampoo is pH balanced and made with sodium lauroyl methyl isethionate

[–] faintedheart@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I don't take my phone to the toilet. Just finish my business and be back fast.

[–] ThiefUserPermissions@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 1 year ago

Indeed. Moreover, I can piss without shitting if I wish, but to shit without pissing? That is a rare gift.

[–] Nfntordr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Always go back out for it.. Always

[–] BuckShot686@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Screw shower thoughts, where's shitter thoughts!?!

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kind of psychopath pees without their phone?

[–] beebanoo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have no clue...

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate when I think I just have to pee but it turns out I also need to vomit too.

[–] ThiefUserPermissions@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 year ago

Really inconvenient to check the lemmy on your phone when doing both of these.

[–] void_hunter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

why am I laughing so hard

[–] jonsnothere@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Best case you have some shampoo bottles you can read the ingredients of. Or for the very sophisticated you have toilet literature in your bathroom.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Taking longer than the lock screen on your phone to do a number two?

lol

btw im-vegan