this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2023
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[–] bappity@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

you forgot contemplating life choices

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This meme brought to you by short haired people

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Short haired people that don't shave anything below the neck

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

Its still true, its just that the other parts are also longer so it works out to be the same ratio.

[–] SamDuede@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love the "standing and doing nothing" part.

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That bit after you finish washing everything and you go, 'Know what? I'm not getting out yet.'

See also: waking up, turning over, going right back to sleep.

I like to sit down, close my eyes and zone out with the water hitting me until I'm definitely gonna be late for work

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Don't forget: Telling yourself science fiction stories like hard fragmented dune on even more drugs.

[–] ultratiem@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I’ve only ever lost one imaginary argument in my entire life. And I took care of him. Him and that boy of his…

[–] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago

Nothing beats the raw, exfoliating power of a sand blaster.

[–] TDAN@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Is this ifunny?

[–] rubythulhu@mtgzone.com -3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

i hate the design of this. the small section could have been the “a”, instead it’s the T.

if this is the kind of terrible decisions you make when making a meme, i would be terrified to learn what life choices you make.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 year ago

If this is the kind of overthinking you do when watching a meme, I shudder to think what you would be like to work with in a professional capacity.

[–] LapidistCubed@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

I agree. I know it's just a meme but damn this so obviously should have been a pie chart, not whatever this is trying to be. The meme isn't good enough to be this poorly formated.