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king rule (lemmy.eco.br)
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[-] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 4 months ago

Of course he still wouldn't be a real king, it's just simple biology

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 72 points 4 months ago

I'm in favor of royal exploration therapy in the meantime, just so he can understand all his options. We'll ask relevant questions like:

  • Do you think about your title when you masterbate?

  • Were you ever touched inappropriately as a child?

  • What role do you enjoy in sex?

  • Does your royal... confusion stem from how it was modeled in your family?

  • Do you get aroused at the thought of suppressing peasant uprisings?

  • Are you aware that you'll never be a real leader? You'll never be valid without becoming authoritarian and suppressing free speech. You can always desist at any time, but there will be irreversible damage if you change your mind too late.

[-] flx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago

Poor King Chuckles.

He’s waited his whole life to get the crown than he gets ass-cancer and people still disrespect his authority.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 32 points 4 months ago
[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 21 points 4 months ago

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

[-] June@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 months ago

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I'm an emperor because a moistened bint threw a scimitar at me!

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

God himself gave him his authority, he doesn’t need your vote.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 18 points 4 months ago

No, I talked with the FSM, they said the one true king of England was Wade Boggs.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 21 points 4 months ago

That's why he'd be such a good king!

All the tourism benefits, none of the problems.

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 months ago

It worked for the French.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago

People have fought many wars to not have to recognize kings. We're standing on their shoulders. Maybe the UK will catch up someday. In the meantime, let's dethrone ALL of the billionaires.

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago

I'm in fovour of conversion therapy, everyone should be prevented from being a king/queen. there is even a simple french cure for this issue

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

there is even a simple french cure for this issue

I've heard HRT (head removal therapy) has been massively successful in transitioning monarchies to democracies

[-] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 4 months ago

Plus he should be presenting very stereotypically like a kig for 2 years before

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 months ago

Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
And build them a home, a little place of their own
The Fletcher Memorial
Home for Incurable
Tyrants and Kings

And they can appear to themselves everyday
On closed circuit TV
To make sure they're still real
It’s the only connection they feel

-- Roger Waters, The Fletcher Memorial Home

Even in the early 1980s, some of us bleeding hearts and artists saw and knew.

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