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Anon is nothing more than a tool (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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[–] SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world 123 points 1 year ago

Holy shit your title was a punchline and it was a good one

[–] abraham_linksys@sh.itjust.works 80 points 1 year ago

Read the whole thing. Fuck you and I'll see you later

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 year ago

👏...👏...👏

[–] GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

Bravo on your post title, OP. It made the story all the better.

[–] jedi_hamster@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Hello from 2019

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what does it mean that he's a 'toaster'?

[–] etrotta@kbin.social 81 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the story is written from the perspective of a literal toaster, not a human
(the primal urges / bodily needs being just normal hunger for food)

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget the "getting rusty" as well.

[–] teacs@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of "gf is prego"

[–] vulnerability@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

sauce?

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Fuck, that one killed me

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

ffs lmao

[–] teacs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yea, it's pasta sauce

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD

I missed the joke by a mile.

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So she was fucking a toaster?

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago

Nope. Her "primal urges" were hunger. She only used it to make food

[–] betamark@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Red Dwarf Fanfic. ✔

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Ah, so you're a waffle man.