Knowing me, probably something like "I wonder what this does..."

Ah fuck.

"pspspspsps" or "who's a cute [animal that's about to end me]"

“Here is an alternative Piped link(s)“ and then it links to a video of me dying.

What are you gonna do, stab me?

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Ah. That was sweet.

Probably something like 'I've gotta pee'

If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper "you absolute twa^aaaaaaaa...^" towards my vanquisher as my last breath.

"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold... I'll tell you where it is... it's.. it's...... dramatically dies "

My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.

The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh

Fuckin finally

Probably "Oops...."

Hang on, almost figured it...

"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"

Same as my first word. Shit.

Ah, fuck.

See you again next time

"Oh yeah? Prove it"

"Whatever you do, don't open... the..."

I told you I was sick!

"It was...fun."

Gazpacho soup.

Change the world.'); DROP TABLE Deaths;--

« Does it look like it’s coming closer ? »

I left you a present..

Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, I’m out.

Aurë Entuluva!

I don’t know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.

"What could possibly go wrong?"

I don’t want to go

change da world

my final message. Goodb ye

"What was that noise?"

Oh, come on... real...

Currently? “Sit! Lay down! Okay c’mon boy”

I was making my dog behave before giving him his breakfast.

"Freedom, at last...!"

I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.