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Added Bugs to Keep my job (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] flei@feddit.de 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"various changes"

[–] MsFlammkuchen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 months ago

Initial commit

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I have on multiple occasions done a much more verbose variant of that: "I genuinely cannot remember what I changed"

[–] justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 6 months ago

Fix tpyo

[–] cout970@programming.dev 13 points 6 months ago

"Improve performance by removing a function that never did anything" the story of my life

[–] Mixel@feddit.de 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Eigentlich fertig" was for an IP subnet calculator that I programmed with a fellow student

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago

Und uneigentlich? :D

[–] kometes@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

"If you are reading this, you are in the wrong branch."

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

"idk what happened but it works fine now"

[–] zsh@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

“i cant believe this works i think”

[–] Mon732@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"Forgot to commit changes lol"

I also apparently forgot append was a thing

[–] bazzett@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

"Updated README"

[–] NinjaFox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 months ago

"fixed"

[–] neclimdul@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

I'm ashamed... It's simply "bump deps"

Did I also touch some code and tests connected to dependency updates. Yes.

Did I document any of that? No.

Did I spend more time writing this comment the thinking about the commit. Most definitely.

Will I be bisecting to this commit after our next deploy and cursing at myself? Probably.

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 5 points 6 months ago

this is terrible, will rewrite later

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"Added missing lifecycle blocks"

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

" "

[–] pp99@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

see #234

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

How am I supposed to do that I'm waiting for docker to rebuild my image to know if my new configuration fucks everything

[–] trigg@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago
  • fixes #22
[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

"push files"

(It's a personal repo for homework assignments)

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

wip

[–] Ilflish@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

"can still be better but priority changed"

[–] mawacode@feddit.de 3 points 6 months ago

"Move from GitHub to Forgejo"

[–] tonyn@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Changes

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

"relearning c++ arrays again"

[–] experbia@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"fixed. whoops..."

[–] odium@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

merge staging

[–] Worthstream@lemmy.one 2 points 5 months ago

"fix previous commit"

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago

"formatting and typo"

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

"TLDR..."

I'm kidding, my applications are so simple version control would be synonymous with entire rewrites as I lean new things.

[–] Cargon@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

...

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Notes

[–] lud@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It was for work so I can't check right now (Gitlab which is only accessible on LAN), but it was something like "updated README.MD"

[–] owsei@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

"src/utils/typing: added tests for isArray"

we have 90% coverage minimum

[–] Sunrosa@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

"Default rating"

[–] jroid8@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

"feat: replace every function in FunctionIdentifier with a single closure

My goal with less-function-id was to create a more neat solution but instead it turned into something far more ugly and limiting" You sometimes think a solutioniis good and neat until you implement it

[–] rckoenes@lemmy.one 1 points 6 months ago

“Expanded unit test to cover new functionality” true story

[–] Presi300@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"Did stuff"

[–] miv403@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

scoping

[–] LeLachs@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

(translated from German) I can't write

[–] Trarmp@feddit.nl 1 points 6 months ago

e12fa3b (HEAD -> main, origin/main) No

[–] ClemaX@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Refactor package structure

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

PAPYRUSSSSSS!!!!

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 6 months ago

"Docker Compose v2"

basically had to alter a few of my Ansible recipes

[–] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

"Added brew to list of accepted package managers"

From my "install all the things" script I host on github

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

chore: update image tag