If I went through the blue door my son wouldn't exist, so fuck that give me the money.
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2023
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Too much coding for me. I read 10 milli as millisecond. And i was like what?
Haven't really made many mistakes in my life, so.... red door!
If I can fix my mistake of dumping my NVDA positions at $2.70 (post-split pricing) in 2010, then definitely the blue door.
Blue door. I've only just figured out what I want to do with my life and I'm terrified I'm running out of time.
If you go through the blue door can you also fix the mistake of going through the blue door? Would that invalidate the fixes you had applied earlier? Or can you technically walk through both doors, I'm a big fan of having cake and eating it!
Also mistakes are how you learn, I feel like if you had never made any mistakes you wouldn't learn lessons from them it could completely change your fundamental character. After all are we not just the sum of our experiences?
Blue door because time is more valuable than money
I'm happy with how my life turned out for the most part. Red door to make the rest of it more fun and less stressful
Red. My mistakes didn't kill anyone(on purpose anyway).
Red definitely.
I thought the doors were having a conversation
I'm fine with most of my mistakes so I'm going through the red door.