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[–] ren@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why they watching the very end? Just to make sure everyone is happy? Plot resolution?

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Credits. Gaffers are extremely important and I refuse to watch anything gaffed by Jeff. You know, what you did, Jeff!

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Gotta know who that grip girl was so you can look her up later

[–] Iamdanno@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That the facial

[–] Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Really? Y'all skip all that? Idk, I like a good buildup sometimes. And when it comes to XConfessions and other artsy porn, I watch the whole thing after the intro.

[–] glowie@infosec.pub 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Different strokes for different folks

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago
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[–] SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You guys skip the story? You don't want to know what kind of negotiation did they go through for the AC technician to accept a carnal payment from the hot MILF??? Or how is he going to explain the situation to his boss?????

[–] TheProtagonist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn’t this the scene with Karl Hungus from “Logjammin’”?

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[–] blunderworld@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I hate that I relate to this, because honestly I feel like constantly skipping around to get to the good stuff can't be good for us.

I'm firmly convinced that it's bad for us. As is watching a dozen vids in one session and switching back and forth between them. It's possibly the most mentally damaging way of doing the whole thing. It's like TikTok. Imagine doing that with movies.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 32 points 1 year ago

Top 10 reasons to skip to the good parts:

1 - You just want to see that scene the preview alluded to

[–] 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Has anyone actually watched a 1hr porn scene from start to finish?

How? Why?

Thry used to be like 6mins long in the 90s.... The whole damn movie was an hour long.... Now one porn scene is over an hour sometimes

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes. One time I just decided I'd watch the whole thing like it was a proper movie. Wasn't the worst movie I've watched.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What was the worst movie you've watched?

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 9 points 1 year ago

The Room maybe?

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[–] OtakuAltair@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Use them across multiple 'sessions' and they're pretty good sometimes

[–] lorez@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I did. Especially those great Manuel Ferrara's scenes from the RAW series. Those are long and he's alone with the girl.

[–] Moops@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Have you ever seen those cock hero videos? Some of them are over an hour long. Yeah, I ain't got the patience for all that!

[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This is just training yourself to have awful sex.

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I dunno people keep saying porn makes you have weird expectations from sex but I've never once met a person that wants sex exactly like it is in porn.

I mean I'm sure it happens but I don't think it's this epidemic people are making it out to be.

Also don't watch mainstream porn, go for the homemade stuff, it tends to be much more natural.

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[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even then it is better to build up arousal and excitement over time to reach higher peaks of ecstasy.

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

When I first started masturbating I learned the start and stop method on the internet. Can’t imagine anything else.

[–] persolb@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not unless you are a nematode..

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[–] persolb@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A type of worm which can literally have sex with itself

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[–] h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree, completely. But we should also blame the absolutely horrible way porn is shot too.

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would be interested in going to an IMAX screening…

[–] h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I won't be satisfied until a film with a cunninglingus scene wins an Oscar.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

France is working on it. At least, one needs to assume that that's why they are so dedicated to the cause . . .

Rare, borderline unique, France W

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

thats crazy in my book. jerking off is just getting self satisfaction, no connection, no sensuality, I mean you're alone with a screen.

actual sex is amazing, and I'm not apeing what my phone screen shows, I'm really drawing it out and enjoying every little nuance. most of the porn I've watched has next to nothing to do with what decent sex is actually like

[–] h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're still training yourself to only see the PIV/PIA (This is clearly not a Sapphic post, and I don't know how trans man porn works) as the sexy bits. While all of the sex is the sexy bits.

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[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

What is there to see in the last 7 seconds? Isn't that just like perfunctory footage so it doesn't immediately cut off?

[–] rambos@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"Miss" isn't the word I'd use.

[–] CeleryFC@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

That’s all I’m here for…

[–] ScrotesforGoats@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

When I find time to properly jerk it, that is when my child or wife aren't home, it turns into an hours long edging session. I watch all the porn. Sometimes on several devices at once. I only get to do it occasionally, so why not go all out?

[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Data really can be beautiful.

AND deadly accurate.

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, the beginning and end should also be green.

[–] Reset_Velvet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For some the entire thing is green

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For some, the entire thing is red. Surely they must exist?

[–] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

His name is Fox Mulder

[–] Totendax@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

Buildup is key

(I rather skip the monotone scenes then miss the exciting plot)

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

You guys have a spare hand to skip with?

Maybe I'm doing it wrong...

It depends on the story for me, usually the build up is sooo sexy but other times I just want to see a specific ⭐️get pounded in a specific position

[–] ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

OPENING ZA DOOR!

SITTING AT COMPUTER!

GETTING BORED!

WATCHING POR-

Source - Sora the Troll, YouTube

[–] Lunyan@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The first ~2 minutes are my favourite usually, I like the buildup a lot more than the actual porn most of the time

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