this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2024
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

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[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

On my other shoulder is a small devil saying "turn off the nsfw filter"

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

Jesus is about to make some dank memes.

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

That's okay, I was done pooping anyway.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Need to have this pop up on my screen every 45min.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago
[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 7 months ago

Fuck you, ghost Jesus! You died for my sins so I'll watch as much hentait tentacle porn as I like!

I will comment this and go to bed, finally. Thanks!

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Is this Moses splitting the sea? Hold on I need to take a selfie

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Its 3:20 am, I have to wake at 6 for work, and I have the flu. Just put a bullet in me and call it a day

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 4 points 7 months ago

wtf just call in dead and tell them you'll see how alive you feel tomorrow.

[–] pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

How about crucifixion? Some fresh air might do you well!

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

He already took the wheel, wtf is next?!?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Pfft, you're not The Father!

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Jeebus doesn't want video evidence when he does some wrath of good shit with a big ass tsunami.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Fuck off jesus.