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Hey Lemmy, what do you think of my new Wallpaper? (japan.zdnet.com)

submitted 7 months ago by Vej@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] squid_slime@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago (3 children)

He's should be free not locked in a cage

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 49 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Perhaps he's looking at us through bars, for we do not run on free software

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Y'all paid for Windows?

[–] xeekei@lemm.ee 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's not what free means in this context.

[–] kubica@kbin.social 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Goddammit borrow some words from another language already, for example "gratis" vs "libre" would do the job so fine.

[–] xeekei@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Agreed.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If I could install Linux as the way my mind operates, I'd do it. At least then I'd be able to use locate

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 3 points 7 months ago

...And lolcat
/s

[–] squid_slime@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

But it is a fait worse then death!

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 7 months ago

Yeah the light is coming from outside shining in. Hes definitely the free one.

[–] thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Maybe he's outside looking in, and windows users are locked in the cage :|

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 29 points 7 months ago

Very classic Tux vibes.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

4:3 resolution? I think you're using it on a screen old enough to vote.

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

4:3 resolution is great for productivity.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this meme

1000013542

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

He's climbing in yo Windows

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

Is Tux urinating? He looks like his at a urinal.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 15 points 7 months ago

Is this WSL?

[–] Borkdornsorkpor@lemmy.ml 14 points 7 months ago

I've had a similar wallpaper on my work machines running Windows for a long time now. Made in GIMP of course ;)

[–] 2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I should put that on my Mac.

[–] Vej@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pics or it didn't happen.

[–] 2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Set to stretch for the extra crusty look (and because it was cut off otherwise).

[–] Vej@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

You delivered, damn

[–] Emanuel@lemmy.eco.br 10 points 7 months ago

Always use this on my Windows VMs

[–] liquidparasyte@pawb.social 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Free my man Tux

The libre shall not be infringed

[–] Vej@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Tux is free. Free, and open source.

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 months ago

We are all just prisoners here, of our own device.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 8 points 7 months ago

something something linux subsystem in windows...

[–] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago

I like it! Tho personally and no detrimentally, a penguin having a chest like a human seems a bit strange to me.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Kinda wanting to put a discreet tux into my 4k bliss desktop now.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

LET ME IN!

LET ME IIIIIIN!

[–] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He is coming

[–] fah_Q@lemmy.ca -1 points 7 months ago

"cumming"

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's beautiful

[–] Vej@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

I can't take credit. I just found it on a search

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Is there a mobile version?

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

OK but the behind the scenes of that particular windows background is fucking proper.

https://youtu.be/ewmXizBqjl0

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I watched this whole fucking video on my Debian machine waiting for the joke and tux to come up. Just to realize it is me who is the joke because I just got tricked into watching a fugging mIcRoSoFt ad ... smh

[–] sag@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Knock Knock

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works -1 points 7 months ago

Not bad but it'd be better if it was an arch window.