I've never regretted doing that personally
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It's that weird emotion you feel on your first full pack of saltines, not the 54th one
Same. At least, not until years later when I realized how bad my eating habits have gotten
They're weirdly good with just a little sip of mountain dew at the same time. Just a little bit though, like barely enough to soak in to the cracker.
I'm gonna put butter on them and you can't stop me. Damn, I wish I had a sleeve of saltines.
Only saltines. Whole sleeve.
Nope, you're not the boss of meeee.
Saltines are the boss.
You've got the ingredients for butter-dipped butter!
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I had 30-50 olives for lunch, so this sounds great!
For protein, include peanut butter.
Only saltines. Whole sleeve.
I feel like this is trying to hide the fact that it's explicitly talking about the packaging sleeve and not the actual crackers.
Aren't they called crackers ??
It's a type of cracker.
What did you call me??
A saltine
Oh, ok that's fine.
I used to go through these like clockwork. Now I have gout at age 32 😢
Yes, but do you regret it?
Lay them out and melt some cheese on them
Only saltines. Whole sleeve.
Including the sleeve wrapping or it doesn’t count. No unwrapping. Eat all.
Yes
Saltines with honey. Delicious.
I dunno though - I think eating the Saltines themselves would be tastier than eating the sleeves, if only marginally.
As a non American I only know how to hide them.
Are they just salted biscuits?
They are primarily made from salted cardboard I believe.
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Crumble them up in a glass of milk. You won't regret it.
The only downside is then my wife will think you're weird, too.
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