Like dogs chasing a car. Once they catch it, they don't know what to do

Why does it keep breaking when I try to do something it's not designed to do? Can't you just overwhelm the code with failsafes?

Yes sir, everything in a try catch coming right up.

Think of all the man hours wasted on features specifically asked for by users and clients, only to never be used...

It'd be that utopia meme if only users knew what they wanted lol