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[–] Valthorn@feddit.nu 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You just have to appreciate the craftsmanship of a good, clever, witty insult. Can't really get mad!

[–] Floggmuff@lemmy.zip 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I used to wash up after a work shift in the locker room . But my post work wash up would get water everywhere, one of my coworkers from that day on called me “bird bath”

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Damn, that's a good one.

Your feathers are pristine, BTW.

[–] Floggmuff@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thank you, if i was a bird i guess i would be a cardinal or maybe a blue jay although if i could really choose, i would be a red tail Hawk

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've been called a turkey many times.

[–] Floggmuff@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Turkey hawk, best of both worlds right there imo

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Is that Brent Rambo?

[–] the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I can do that (not on command tho).

[–] Floggmuff@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Give me one i haven’t heard

[–] the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Floggmuff@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I read i can do that….. my bad lol

[–] the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Nah just kidding your alright mate.

[–] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

I told a crusty old E8 supply sergeant (we would always give each other shit) he was so old he watched his family die on the Oregon Trail.