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Unfortunately i understand (fanaticus.social)
submitted 7 months ago by PitchPlease@fanaticus.social to c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
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[–] philycheeze@sh.itjust.works 58 points 7 months ago (3 children)

They’re using the Middle-Out system

[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago

The most efficient way to jack off a large auditorium full of men.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 7 months ago

It is unprofessional to get your middle out!

[–] ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

That makes so much more sense than

Evolive (evolve?)

Laugh

Learn

[–] PitchPlease@fanaticus.social 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Love, live, laugh, learn

[–] anyhow2503@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nraelaugh, Evolive

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

hgualeaen, evilove

[–] FancyManacles@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Learn backwards. Love upside down. Live vertically. Laugh

Words to live by

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I've been living vertically for awhile but I'm hoping it's not always going to be a downward spiral the whole way.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 3 points 7 months ago

You've been doing great! As opposed to death, when you'll be very much horizontal.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

It gets steeper

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The three most important things in life

Learn Laugh Olive

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Like have you had olives? Mmmmm.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

All are quite Evol

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago

I first read evolve and thought it's about pokemon

[–] Turun@feddit.de 9 points 7 months ago

This would be so awesome if the letters were on a big rotating disk though!

[–] BassaForte@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

e v o l i v e

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 8 points 7 months ago

Is this gaelic?

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like how there's "evil" in that

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 3 points 7 months ago

And evolive, whatever the fuck that means.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

evolive nraelaugh, sounds like the child of an (even more than usually) out of touch billionaire

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Or a Lovecraftian nightmare god.

[–] veniasilente@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

learn evil, love laugh

[–] stackPeek@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Live love laugh learn

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 months ago

EVOLIVE

NRAELAUGH

[–] li10@feddit.uk 2 points 7 months ago

Or this dubreddit always shows up only when I’m high

CAN’T HANDLE THIS🫵