HeadArm

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Application process for engraving identification number onto Amazon's indentured servants.

[-] survivalmachine@beehaw.org 12 points 6 months ago

Steve Harvey implicated in recent fake Mars photo scandal.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Head bonking machine circa 1950.

In a landmark study, scientists determined that the effects of repeated blows to the head are more physical than psychological and may be associated with negative health outcomes.

[-] foiledAgain@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Not a hot dog

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago

a machine for slapping bald people's heads. truly no job is sacred anymore

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 months ago

world's first selfie stick. It went through many iterations before reaching market approval.

[-] starlord@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

And you're sure it'll be natural looking?

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Gorillaz home music video (behind the scenes)

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago

I could see it lol

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

the as-seen-on-tv Receding Hairline Tracker was a giant flop.

[-] starlord@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

freeze frame "So you're probably wondering how I got here..."

[-] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 months ago

Auto-phrenologist.

[-] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Onlyfans users gain a new appreciation for a new fetish: head pics

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Has science gone too far?

One migraine treatment experiment recipient says "OW! hey, what the fuck are you doing?!"

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Steve Harvey will take any gig.

[-] starlord@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Hold really still....

[-] starlord@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

I can feel it working!

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

I have read the PP and TOS better, before subscribing and they tattooed a QR code with LASER on my head

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

The contraption my fucking coworker awakes in after asking me to change his email signature for the eighth time.

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 months ago

"And this is the machine that I use to attach lasers to the heads of cafeteria worker so that they may crush my enemies. Would you to see the different lengths of wire that I used to make it?"