We watched the green Knight recently. At the end my wife (who is not a medieval nerd and doesn't know the Arthurian stories) turned and said "that was agonising. nothing happened".
Now I need you to understand I love this woman. We have been together 15 years and I can think of nothing I want more than that time again threefold. Even so, even so.
HOW DID SHE MISS HE WENT ON A JOURNEY TO LEARN THE KNIGHTLY VIRTUES? FUCKING HOW??????
He gets punished for failing to live up to them and rewarded when he fulfils them. Ugh!
Anyway mediocre film btw. I enjoyed the retelling as Arthuriana is all about mixing and matching (lmao the French "eh, ve whilll aghd our ouwn Knight aaaand eee will be ze moist 'ansooom aaand ze moist skilled and eee whill erhm 'ow you say? cuckhold Arthwer") but it was a bit glacial and the buildings were not painted garish colours so minus points for accuracy.
edit: oh also they're cowards for doing the high hairline beauty standard for women but not committing to the no eyebrows and lipless part. Face like the side of an egg! face like the side of an egg!