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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 163 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I love this sort of thing. Like NASA engineers calling an explosion a "rapid unscheduled disassembly."

[–] SaintWacko@midwest.social 90 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Or a data breach an "emergent distributed backup"

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Our data is federated

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

Or ‘I dunno what was wrong, but banging it helped’ as ‘percussive maintenance’.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 77 points 11 months ago (4 children)

At the first days of planning their Moon landing, NASA came out with lithobraking for the times the capsule wouldn't slow down enough.

Then, some 20 and something years lather, when planing their Mars landers, they decided that no, lithobraking is a perfectly fine thing to do and the landers would use it by design.

So be wary of rocket scientists making jokes.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

for the record... the engineering behind that was quite sound.

it's their ability to use consistent units of measurements that's in question.

[–] Strykker@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well that was when they performed lithobraking with a satellite, but they also did lithobraking on purpose for several rover landings

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Yes. And the rover landings worked.

(Technically it was aerobraking on the observer.)

[–] Trashcan@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

For anybody like myself who doesn't know enough ancient greek.. Lithos means rock...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithobraking

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

Well, if there’s no humans on board and the bots can take the impact, why not?

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 1 points 11 months ago

If you lithobreak into a low gravity object with enough momentum and at an angle you may return into orbit

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 90 points 11 months ago (2 children)

First time I’ve learnt what the past tense of yeet is.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Human language truely is a wonder to behold.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Idk why, but I jumped to "yitten" first

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 11 months ago

Makes sense, sorta like eat / eaten

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

no no, "yoten" is old english plural, equivalent to modern "yeese".

it's the same grammar as "oxen".

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You're talking nouns though, I was going for a participle; cf. thrown

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Academic language, bruh

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 61 points 11 months ago

I wonder if the wording depends on the field.

As a microbiologist, I would have phrased it like:

  • The sample was destroyed during handling and was not considered for further analysis.
  • The animal was not amenable to handling and was excluded from sample collection.
[–] jwelch55@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Is 'yote' the past tense of 'yeet'? I assumed it'd be 'yeeted'

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 44 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

"Proper" conjugations are not totally settled, especially given its slang nature. Yeet does feel like it might be strong (stem-changing), though there's really no authority on it. Interestingly, I found through googling that there is a version of the verb yeet stemming from Middle English verb yeten, which has two variations. The first meant "to address with the pronoun ye" (e.g., as opposed to thou) and had weak conjugations (i.e., yeeted/yeted). The other sense referred to pouring or moving liquids and could be either strong or weak (simple past: yet or yote, or yeted; participle: yote, yoten, yeted). So, looking for historical comparisons is also unhelpful.

Edited for TLDR: no one knows, both forms have historical support; it doesn't matter, go crazy

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

That's a very circumlocutious way of saying IDK, and I thank you for it.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I like "yet" as a past tense because it sounds needlessly confusing.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 14 points 11 months ago

Yet sounds like the way an old southern man would use it in past tense.

"Fella just wouldn't shut up, so I yet 'im into the gorge."

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] snooggums@midwest.social 56 points 11 months ago (1 children)

While “yeeted” may sound like the past tense of “yeet,” it is actually incorrect. The correct past tense of “yeet” is “yote.” Using “yeeted” instead of “yote” can make your writing sound awkward and unprofessional.

This is the best thing I have read today, thank you!

[–] strawberry@kbin.run 24 points 11 months ago

awkward and unprofessional

yeah guys, remember to use the proper tense of yet in your emails to corporate

[–] newnton@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago

I loved the random seemingly unrelated Huckleberry Finn quote in the middle of their definition of yote

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago

the way language works, it's just however people choose to use it. Use the version you think is best.

personally i go for "yate" beause that sounds funny.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Go for both with yoted

[–] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 51 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is like bureauocratic poetry

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 16 points 11 months ago

I like to think about it like a rap battle

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 31 points 11 months ago

You know you've made it when you can drop the pretense.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

To ~~be~~ yote or not to ~~be~~ yote, that is the question

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When did yeeted become yote?

[–] King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

No idea but I love it

[–] SinJab0n@mujico.org 8 points 11 months ago

I was searching copper, and came back with gold.

Thanks kind stranger

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Yeet, yote, yutt.