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[-] mox@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 6 months ago

Counterpoint: A declarative language made and used to program a browser is still a programming language, regardless of its name, heritage, or differences from imperative languages.

Even wikipedia hints at this with a hello world program.

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 10 points 6 months ago

Hypertext markup Language. Yeah this sorta reminds me of why I stopped following r/ProgrammerHumour on the old site - too many cheap potshots at Perl, PHP and HTML, as if they weren't fantastic tools that powered the creation of the internet we have today. Kids, man, SMH

[-] amanaftermidnight@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Markup language ≠ programming language.
Markups produce layout, not code.
Typesetting (the Gutenberg way) produce books, not run the looms.

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 0 points 6 months ago

Well l take your point, but here I took 'programming language' in the colloquial sense to mean 'language used for programming' whereas you seem to have read it as 'turing-complete language'; neither is fully justifiable since there's ambiguity, but given that it's a crossword I think that's fine and all part of the game.

[-] Shareni@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago

Can it manipulate data, does it have logic? Those are the only factors, it doesn't even need to be Turing complete.

You can write a composition and play it through the browser, but that doesn't mean your notes are a programming language.

[-] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago

Define "program"

[-] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

Yeah everyone knows HTML is an STD

[-] alt1804@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 6 months ago

What app/website is this? I haven’t found a good crossword app yet

[-] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

Not OP but I think it looks like Shortyz on Android, which I used for a long time, but I recently switched to Forkyz (an unofficial fork of Shortyz) because it gets more active support. You can get it on F-droid or its current repo on Gitlab.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Yea, HTML isn't the web programming language... XHTML is.

[-] Adalast@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I have had to stop telling people that HTML is not a programming language. I crushed too many souls that way.

[-] nintendiator 2 points 6 months ago
this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
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