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Smack the Stork (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by qaz@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Tannah@feddit.uk 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's not that she doesn't want kids - she's just trying to avoid the big bill.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

I was about to call you out for confusing bill with beak but after some research it tuurns out they are actual synonyms

[–] SimplyChad@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The stork delivers the regular babies, but the big babies are delivered by crane.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a euphemism.

Mmmmm yeah I was up all night smacking the stork

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

That's a strange way of saying you're on birth control lol

[–] ours@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Fuck off damn bird! I'm not ready for the responsibility.