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[–] BabyVi@lemmy.world 52 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 32 points 9 months ago (3 children)

No lie the Lenovo Yoga 6 has one side covered in fabric. The website says it's "stain resistant" but I'm not sure how well that claim holds up.

https://www.lenovo.com/us/en/p/laptops/yoga/yoga-2-in-1-series/yoga-6/wmd00000491

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yoga in denim? What a horrible idea 😄

[–] al177@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 9 months ago

J E N O V O

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 10 points 9 months ago

Its just jeans, throw it in the washing machine and it's good as new

[–] pastaPersona@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“Abyss blue” seems like a bit of a stretch

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

New term for deep depression just hit

[–] wallmenis@lemmy.one 26 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Man I just woke up what just happened with the jeans!?

[–] Risk@feddit.uk 37 points 9 months ago

New dead horse just dropped.

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 12 points 9 months ago

idk either. I've just decided to also make a j-thing after seeing the jeans in my feed

[–] banichan@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

A denim plague has enveloped our fragile planet

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

The next evolution of beans

Man I hate it when I get a stain on my ̵̡̨͎̘̘̞͇͈̯̤̭͓͉̯͋͗̋̀̓͑́̄̽͋̇͗̀̿̉̀͐̈́̀̽̑̇̂́͛͋̏̐̐̔͘̕̚͜͝͠͝͝͝Љ̵̡̧̢̛̻̯͔̻͓̱̻͔̙̮͚̗̣̝̭̝̲͎̠̣̺͇͍͚͍͚̭̙̟͇̣̤̱̓̊̑̍̏̃͂̾͒̈́̑̊̋͋̅̓͑̍͆͌̋̊̏́͗̾̿̂̍́̀̋̿̇̀͂͋̌̂͛͂̽͘͝͠ ̵̨̛͈̱̣̙̘́͛͌̃̎̌͊͛̄͒̓̅̋̆̉̅̃̈́̃̈̈́̓̅͑͂͋́͒̽͒̐͌͗̈́͑̉̽͛̈̑̍̚̚片̷̨͙̲͍͇͇̼͚͍͖̗̩͉̫͓͕̫̄̀͑̇̾̍̓̑͑̒́̌̃͋̏̐͘͠ͅ key

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Just need a jouse and a jonitor

[–] byroon@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If a mechanical keyboard was made of denim, would it be a jechanical keyboard or a mechanical jeyboard

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 14 points 9 months ago

jejajijal jeyjoard

[–] Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The guy who actually made one of these and brought it to a Philadelphia keyboard meet up called it a Jeanboard iirc

Would a tenkeyless model be called a Jortboard?

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i’d hate to maintain this lol

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 7 points 9 months ago

Doesn't seem like it would be too complicated: https://www.wikihow.com/Wash-Jeans

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

what if we sexted on the jeaboard? 😳

[–] BuryMyHorse@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

what a shitty format.

Oh I mean Sjitty omfg my sides are an ober

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Fucking generative ai

[–] dog_@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What!? You mean no one actually made the JEYBOARD!? Blasphemy!

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

We should be thankful that this thing hasn't been conjured into the real world.

[–] quaternaut@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I'd imagine your hands would get chafed and dry after a while of using this thing.

[–] TruthAintEasy@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

Goes nicely with me jean-gloves and denim dentures

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world -3 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 6 points 9 months ago

AI is the least effort you can do besides stealing someone else's shitpost, every AI image is a shitpost.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

How is using AI to generate an image for a joke trend on lemmy any different or less effort than posting a meme?

If anything it's more effort to post content. This isn't trying to pass off art. We're shit posting. Stop hating on AI for no reason.

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yeah I guess I also don't like seeing loads of AI content in my feed, but in my defense, I just wanted to jump on the jeans jrend

[–] SuddenlyMelissa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

At least be upfront about it being AI generated when you post. I've taken to surrounding ai content with "🤖" emojis to indicate its generated, eg: 🤖AI generated content 🤖. People seem to be understanding that naturally when I use it.

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Isn't it already pretty obvious? And as you can see, people are getting that this is AI-generated just fine.

It's obvious untill its not, its only going to get harder to tell as we go.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm struggling to see how that's an excuse.

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 3 points 8 months ago

that's because it's not an excuse haha