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A thong your mom can wear ayy gottem

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

:(

I thought there was going to be a 'your mom' joke here

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

OP included one himself.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If a table wore pants, how would it wear them?

[–] 9iNez@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)
[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Someone triggered the denim dump on Lemmy, and now it's spreading to the comments.

[–] 9iNez@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, it's great to see how tight-knitted this community is. Like a fine-woven thread if you will.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

I think the original comments started in Nîmes, France

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was too distracted by the jablecloth, I didn’t notice the japkins.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I can't believe they didn't bust out the jlates or the jilverware

[–] sigh@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

why does this image bother me so much

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

What's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your jinner.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

OP's mom air drying her undies again.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nuh uh it's YOUR mom's undies!!!!

[–] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Perhaps you both have the same mom, because her size is rivaled only by her level of promiscuity.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 9 months ago

This was the biggest panty raid ever