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[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 59 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Florida Cops be like:

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[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 47 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Especially that many. Homeboy woulda had a heart attack thinking it was drumfire from WW1

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 38 points 9 months ago

What I love about this controversy is that it puts the silliness on full display.

They have forced women to carry ectopic pregnancies [which by definition will never go to term] so they shouldn't have a problem defending the 'life' of the frozen eggs.

[–] blinks6517@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

“For that matter, all masturbatory emissions where his seed was clearly not seeking an egg could be termed reckless abandonment.”

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Any meeting between a man and woman that does not result in procreation shall henceforth be considered involuntary manslaughter

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 4 points 9 months ago

for anyone who was struggling for a minute to remember where this is from it’s from legally blonde

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 17 points 9 months ago

upvoted for being biologically accurate.

also what happens if i start chucking these at cops from across the florida-alabama border?

[–] NotAtWork@startrek.website 13 points 9 months ago

Report: Deadly weapon

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Bullshit! I built a house out of these and it's a fucking mess