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You cant fool me. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 8 months ago by Grayox@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 130 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Assigned Cop At Birth

[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 73 points 8 months ago (1 children)

All Cats Are Beautiful

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Always cringe associated buero

[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Always Calling Assholes Buttholes

[–] nrezcm@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Aristocrats cancel another buttfucking

[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Goddamn that’s the third time this year

[–] pingveno@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

Attribute Based Access Control

It's not quite ACAB, but it is close enough that I do a double take every time I see it.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is that Spanish?

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No i am building my own language with blackjack and hookers

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Is that Spanish?

[–] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Asthmatic Cat Acrobatic Bitches

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

this is how I read it before someone told me the acronym

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What is the acronym ?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The intended use is All Cops Are Bad.

But I never read it that way. To me it's always, Assigned Cop At Birth.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 45 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Its intended use is "all cops are bastards"

... Which they are.

[+] venji10@feddit.de -32 points 8 months ago (3 children)

No. That is just not helpful at all and insulting to those people, who help others..

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

(They don't help anyone, they enforce the law. Which is just a set of rules that the powerful enforce on the masses via the threat of violence)

[–] exocrinous@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Some cops might help others as a hobby when they're not busy, but that's not what they're paid for. Cops are paid primarily to enforce bourgeois property rights and maintain the government, which in much of the English speaking world is a monarchy and/or a colony. Cops are soldiers in a war against the people.

[–] Flumpkin@slrpnk.net -1 points 8 months ago

ACAB is just a public relations term

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Acrimoniously Calloused And Bellyfed

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 106 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So that's why it's called the Fediverse

[–] Coki91@dormi.zone 58 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Nice try, class Traitor

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 8 months ago

The latest season of the Chameleon podcast is about undercover feds and the Whitmer kidnapping suspects. Lots of recorded audio.

Alphabet Boys is another show that investigates undercover and sting ops. Last season was about Portland 2020.

Both are excellent.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[This is what they actually believe]

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Who is they in this context?

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thought the McDs was fake. I hate this place.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

Nothing like a little McTear Gas in the morning

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The cops want so badly to look like soldiers. It makes me wonder why they didn't just join the military.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Because the military has actual training, rules of engagement, and MPs who will fuck your shit up for noncompliance.

They don’t want to be the military. They just want to cosplay as soldiers with the cool military toys, without any of the actual responsibilities.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Don't think too much about where the Iraq War veterans went.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago

I don't have to, I see them under the overpass every day.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not the police.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Lul

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/02/14/acorn-florida-police-shoot-unarmed/

Not Iraq, but guess where?

[–] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I always assumed the psyc test for police is easier to pass.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 27 points 8 months ago

Nice try, fedboi

[–] OozingPositron 12 points 8 months ago

The glowies.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I remember this one time I was at a hackerspace and there was this late 40s guy asking to know where "all da hackers at" like it was pretty obvious he drew the short stick at the field office, and we weren't fuckin buying it. Nobody there was a black hat by trade. I was there working on one of them useless machines for a friend's art show. It was weird but funny watching an FBI agent try to be a skinwalker.

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

Burt Macklin, FBI.